Top Ten Ways To Tell If You're A Chocoholic

1. Your children are named Chip and Godiva.

2. You only vacation in Switzerland, Belgium or Hershey, Pa.

3. You think using the word 'carob' in a chat room or message board should be a TOS violation.

4. When you had your colors done, your Color Counselor said you were a Mocha.

5. You saw Forrest Gump 27 times just to see the box of chocolates.

6. You have seriously considered joining the Army simply to get the chocolate D-rations.

7. You summer in Chicago because Marshall Fields won't ship Frango Mints in hot weather.

8. You consider white chocolate sacrilege.

9. Your recipe files are empty --- except for the letter C.

10. Your screen name is Coco.