Desperate For Chocolate Skinny Chocolate Pudding Shake

Preparation Time: About 5 minutes (but never fast enough)
Needs: Blender
Music to Cook by: HELP! by the Beatles; Bad Day, Daniel Powter
Clothes to Cook In: Anything Loose (Caftans, tents, minimum 10% Spandex)

What You Need:

3 cups cold skim milk
1 package chocolate flavor fat-free, sugar free instant pudding & pie filling
1 1/2 cups fat-free ice cream (any flavor; everything goes with chocolate!)

What To Do:
Pour milk into blender container.
Add pudding mix and ice cream, cover.
Blend on high speed 15 seconds or until smooth. Serve at once if it has been a really bad day or refrigerate and stir before serving. Mixture will thicken as it stands ...or as you stand at the counter, slurping. Thin with additional milk, if you're not as desperate as you thought.

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